You Know You Have A Toddler When...
#ParentLife. It's not easy but somehow we do it
1. Welcome to the most erratic driving of your life. Sure honey, I'll find that pacifier on the floor while trying to keep a hand off the wheel so that you STOP SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER.
2. The second you're out, you'll hear a small voice in the dark. No, it isn't a ghost. Worse. It's your toddler.
3. Ah, remember the good old days when you could get through the afternoon without needing three bowls of sugar cereal and six coffees to stay awake?
4. Good luck trying to keep things organized and clean when you live with someone who undoes all of your progress. *sobs quietly*
5. Imagine never having to walk through a grocery store with a crying toddler again. And why are all of the candies at child height? We know why.
6. They're only interested in food if you are. If you want to enjoy a meal, wait until they're unconscious.
7. "Everyone in the world is asleep!" "Another sip of water? Sure, wait in bed with your eyes closed and I'll be right there." "The park is actually closed for renovations right now." You can't stop. You won't stop.
8. And maybe 4AM. *fist bump* You've got this.
This is so true, having a toddler is like having 4 feet and 4 hands at the same time. He's all over the place, you have to stay with him 24/7, sometimes not trusting your instinct. But one kiss, a giggle or a smile from him crashes all the heavy load from taking good care of this one. I have to put aside my search on essay writing service for my other son since now he's awake and our run will about to start in 5,4,3,2,1....
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