A Toddler's Food Diary
A Toddler's Food Diary
Breakfast
- Milk
- Three small bites of the oatmeal I gestured to and made monkey sounds at until my mom made it. The rest of it is currently in the sink.
- Six Tic Tacs that mommy gave me so that I'd be quiet during an episode of Orphan Black.
-Three Cheerios found between the couch cushions.
- Half of a string cheese.
Snack
- The scent of one banana.
-1/8th a square of toilet paper.
- What may have been a raisin.
- The liquid from a baby wipe (sucked it out while she was in the bathroom).
- 3-4 pieces of hardened debris from last night's dinner. Found it in my highchair.
Lunch
- 12-15 grains of rice
- Tablespoon of shredded chicken
- 1/3 of a carrot stick
- Half of a bread crust found in the trash
- Milk
- My own tears/snot
(Nap)
Snack
- Four crackers (I crushed the fifth one and sprinkled it into her bra)
- A bunch of halved grapes
- More couch snacks. I think it was an apple chip.
- The dust between buttons on the remote
- One pump of lotion
Dinner
- Nothing
Before Bed
- 6 gallons of my own bath water
-Milk
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"The scent of one banana" — LOL. Also "the liquid from a baby wipe." After a trip to Walmart my 4-year-old scrubbed her hands with an antibacterial wipe (at my behest) and then licked the wipe.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, you're saying it gets worse than what it is right now with my 15-month-old? One moment, he eats anything and everything (including the cheerios between the couch cushions) and the next he doesn't eat a crumb. I'll have to remember the "liquid from a baby wipe" when he throws his sippy cup!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThis could not be more perfect! We had bubbles blown into water for snack today! 😊
ReplyDeleteMy 4-year old ate 3 bites of my yoga mat that was in the back seat with him on the way home the other day. There's got to be fiber in that right?!?!
ReplyDeleteI would like to be your BFF, please. I'm super fun and I'll drink with you....and not keep track of the empty bottles. ;)
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